An Illinois man tried to dodge an arrest warrant by giving cops a fake name. But his attempt quickly failed because his real name was tattooed on his neck and it was kind of easy for cops to spot.
When police asked 36-year-old Matthew Bushman to identify himself, he gave them a fake name. But officers could see right away that he was actually Matthew Bushman because he had "Matty B" inked very clearly across his throat.
Cops arrested him and charged him forgery and obstructing justice.
If only he had pulled that turtleneck out of the closet.