In Lehigh Acres, over in the southwest portion of our fine state, 30-year-old Justin Anthony Garcia is currently in jail for possibly the dumbest reason of all time.
Garcia ended up getting into an argument with another man over what type of milk was better: whole milk or almond milk!
The debate escalated into a fight. Deputies said Garcia punched the other man in the face, chased him with a pocket knife, and cut him causing a small laceration on his torso. He was arrested and charged with aggravated battery.
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