Edwin Pierce, a homeless guy from Melbourne, FL had this brilliant idea of smearing human feces throughout a local Family Dollar store! Pierce damaged about $40 worth of boxed food including grits, oats, and chow mien. The homeless man then proceeded to pay for the food before exiting the store.
An employee then called the police to investigate and proceeded to bring Pierce back into the store to clean up the mess he left behind. He was then arrested on charges of criminal mischief and petty theft.
Sources: Palm Bay Daily, ClickOrlando.com